Tell your special someone that they give you the horn with this sweet card. For all you lazy lovers out there, if you want to include a message to your bae, I can handwrite it and send it to the person you didn’t ghost, or, get it sent to yourself and write your own x-rated missive on it that’ll make their toes curl! Free shipping too!

*In case our email gets quarantined by your email system, please check your spam box